dumb/ass

omg i just turned my room upside down thinking i lost the grade level's t-shirt money (c. $250), which i wasn't going to report and would have had to swallow because frankly i was a dumbass to leave it in my top drawer when there have been two or three reported thefts within the past couple of months but it turns out i'm only half a dumbass because i actually put it in the bottom locking drawer, not the top drawer, so it was safe all along unless someone wanted steal the keys from around my neck or carry the entire desk out the door and down the stairs.