role models

... and the funny thing is, Madama was really the most pleasant part of my day. sigh, last observation down, decades of department bullshit to go.

"will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records - well, i do, so fuck him and FUCK YOU TOO. you think i give a damn about a grammy? half of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stand me. But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?"

"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you, and there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me, and just might be the next best thing but not quite me"

"I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room, the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I DON'T GOTTA BE FALSE OR SUGARCOAT IT AT ALL -" (eminem)

... but that's life - a sugarcoated cereal that everyone loves to eat despite the fact that it causes severe tooth decay and so you know all their beautiful shiny teeth must be dentures. you think i'm going to shut up now? in your fucking dreams.

not that you care, but hint: 50,000 people can refer to you as the nicest person they've ever met. but if you screw me over whilst being nice to them, 50,000 people's opinions are really not going to matter to me. again, not that you care.

okie, the day is over and so therefore is my rant. bottom line: you made a stupid move and i'm sure you'll make many more, just be sure the next one you make doesn't violate common sense or courtesy or the basic well-being of people who never did anything to you to begin with. and p.s., thanks for finally admitting that what you did was illegal, you f*cking moron. really, that's all i wanted to hear you say.